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Geology dos Santos debuts.
by Hahn Grodler
Brazilian - Mexican Striker, Geometry Dos Santos has debuted in Turkish club Galatasaray. Geometrics Dos Santos debuted in a match against Süper Lig: Denizlispor, match which Galatasaray won 2-1. The game was won as visitors. Arda scored the first goal in minute 18 assisted by Bar??. In minute 53 Engin registered the first and the only goal for Denizlispor. The second goal of Galatasaray was scored by Jô Silva assisted by Mustafa Sarp (minute 62). With this score Galatasaray increased its points to 42 in Super League standings. Geodude Dos Santos left English club Tottenham FC for Galatasaray for lack of playing time. Geography Dos Santos, whose name literally means just that is aged 20 and is expected to play for Mexico at this summer's world cup. Football critics don't expect Mexico to promote out of the group stage. However for Geothermal Dos Santos, who has already played for Barcelona and won a world cup no one watches, this will be a good opportunity to show the world that he means business.
Mexicans have annoyed the world with news on how players like Omar Bravo, Jorge Campos, and Cuahutemoc Blanco were going to change football news, now have a new idol, Geocentric Dos Santos. Gio, as he is more commonly referred to has only managed to score 5 goals with the senior team. 2 against a weak venezuela team, and 2 on both earthquake-stricken Haiti and Costa Rica. One goal against USA's c team. Geo-exchange Dos Santos will go this summer to South Africa alongside Carlos Vela to prove the world he has talent. With two exciting match ups against France and South Africa, Geostationary Dos Santos will get quite the chance. Today he debuted in a second class European team.
Despite the odds, Mexicans have begun lighting candles and putting rosaries around Geosynchronous Dos Santos' Picture. The Mexican team which was left out in 2006 by a weak Argentina team, will seek to save the ridicule for later. With a much younger squad to embarrass the land of the aztecas, we will certainly keep an eye on them.
Geocaching Dos Santos, is lead by veterans Cuahutemoc Blanco, who's greatest achievements to date include: Playing for a Mexican Second Tier Team, scoring on El Salvador twice (count 'em, twice), and choking in spain. He is also lead by Mexican mastermind Javier 'el Vasco' Aguirre who has great faith in GeoTagging Dos Santos. Born in Mexico, to a Brazilian father, Geolocation Dos Santos is already being hailed as the new Rafa Marquez or Hugo Sanchez.
We interviewed Mexico City local, Maria Fuentes, age 19. "He is so cute!", said the young University Student. "I'm going to be at the Mexico Airport 1 week after the world cup beings, waiting for the national team to return!". Ms. Fuentes' optimism at Mexico lasting 1 week at world cup shows genuine passion, while most of mexico expects mexico to return hours after the initial whistle blow.
It is however a known fact, that CONCACAF football is inferior to all kinds of football, including the Oceania Confederation. So Geodesy Dos Santos has a long way to go before winning anything truly worth your while.
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